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Posted by afzan06 on February 03, 1999 at 22:38:00:
The First Letter Of Your Name
> One more to add to our list - gems, feng shui, graphology etc!! > > Subject: The First Letter Of Your Name > > Does the first letter of your name describe your personality? > > (A) You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. > You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no > patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to > be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. > When > it comes to sex, it's action that counts, not obscure hints. Your mate's > physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and > challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual, as > well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not > go > around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary > concern. > (B) You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, > wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of > the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to > pamper > your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and > particular when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from > sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are > willing to experiment. > > (C) You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have > a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able > to > talk to your sex partner-before, during, and after. You want the object of > > your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your > lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing > someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be > achieved, > you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You > are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. > > (D) Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full > steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are > nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are > > highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, > sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. > You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open > attitude. > > (E) Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, > you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or > you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a > companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do > enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You > flirt > a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you. > But > once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you > don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a > good book. {Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.) > > (F) You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. > You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once > committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately > passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are > born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy pastime. You > can > be a very generous lover. > > (G) You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your > lover. > You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one > > who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the > peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can > be > extremely active sexually-that is, when you find the time. Your duties and > > responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have > difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting > close sexually. > > (H) You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and your earning > ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a > commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before > the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating > habits, and equally cautious in your sexual involvement's. You are a > sensual and patient lover. > > (I) You have 0a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshipped. > You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for > lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, >unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having > > your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of > > sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and > change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright > lustful. > > (J) You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for > love-making, there is nothing to stop you, except maybe the stamina of > your partner.(you could have danced all night.) You respond to the thrill > of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great > romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on > your own every so often. You will carry on long-distance relationships > with > ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. The sex act seems to > > satisfy a need to be nurtured deep within. > > (K) You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, > sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate > privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to > the itty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the > trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very > seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the > right person to come along. > > (L) You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a > partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression > > of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and > partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must > feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will > find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, > cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. > > (M) You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you > throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds > barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate > and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try > anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. > You > also enjoy mothering your mate. > > (N) You may appear innocent, unassuming, and shy; but we know that > appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something > > of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running > the > gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of sex. You can be > > highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not > easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty > expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. > > (O) You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy > about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into > making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of > > celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the > > same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand > intensity, diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes > > your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check. > > (P) You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of > doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances > count. > Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an > intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your > enemy...a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free > of > sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing > things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a > good > deal of physical gratification. > > (Q) You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous > physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, > sexually > or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to > people of there ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and > lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going. > > (R) You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone > who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter > the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great > > body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have > to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not > show this outwardly. If your new lover is not all great in bed, you are > willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding > > playmate. > > (S) For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way > bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to > relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault > > and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your > emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart > away-and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, > > you stick like glue. > > (T) You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a > partner who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights, and > romantic thoughts. You fantasize and tend to fall in and out of love. When > > in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely changeable. > You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and > > teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your > dreams, all in your own head. > > (U) You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, > you > are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see > romance > as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and > freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and > enjoy seeing your mate look good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire > instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures > above your own. > > (V) You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. > You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing > someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to > see > what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is > an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, > thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, eventhough you yourself > > may not be a participant. > > (W) You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an > answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, > idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as > > he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your > relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love > games. > > (X) You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can > handle > more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your > mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love > affairs, > all by yourself, in your own head. > > (Y) You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it > your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your > relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to > physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, > feeling, and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, > you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to > prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want > feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic > bedmate. > > (Z) You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to > love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people > who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You > are > sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. > You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell > others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies. You are easily > aroused sexually.
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