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AC Jokes | Posted by afzan06 on February 03, 1999 at 22:38:00:

The First Letter Of Your Name
 > One more to add to our list - gems, feng shui, graphology etc!!
>
> Subject: The First Letter Of Your Name
>
> Does the first letter of your name describe your personality?
>
> (A) You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in
action.
> You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no
> patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying
to
> be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person.
> When
> it comes to sex, it's action that counts, not obscure hints. Your
mate's
> physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and
> challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual,
as
> well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do
not
> go
> around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your
primary
> concern.

> (B) You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
> wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression
of
> the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to
> pamper
> your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and
> particular when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until
everything

meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain
from
> sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are
> willing to experiment.
>
> (C) You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to
have
> a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be
able
> to
> talk to your sex partner-before, during, and after. You want the
object
of
>
> your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see
your
> lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual,
needing
> someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be
> achieved,
> you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity.
You
> are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
>
> (D) Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move
full
> steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are
> nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You
are
>
> highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's,
> sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be
enjoyed.
> You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and
open
> attitude.
>
> (E) Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good
listener,
> you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating
or
> you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a
> companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you
do
> enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You
> flirt
> a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for
you.
> But
> once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When
you
> don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with
a
> good book. {Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)
>
> (F) You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal.
> You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet
once
> committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately
> passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You
are
> born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy pastime.
You
> can
> be a very generous lover.
>
> (G) You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your
> lover.
> You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and
one
>
> who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach
the
> peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You
can
> be
> extremely active sexually-that is, when you find the time. Your duties
and
>
> responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have
> difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble
getting
> close sexually.
>
> (H) You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and your earning
> ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have
attained a
> commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner.
Before
> the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and
dating
> habits, and equally cautious in your sexual involvement's. You are a
> sensual and patient lover.
>
> (I) You have 0a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshipped.
> You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for
> lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an
amateur,
>unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about
having
>
> your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new
modes
of
>
> sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure
and
> change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes
downright
> lustful.
>
> (J) You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used
for
> love-making, there is nothing to stop you, except maybe the stamina of
> your partner.(you could have danced all night.) You respond to the
thrill
> of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on
great
> romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out
on
> your own every so often. You will carry on long-distance relationships
> with
> ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. The sex act
seems
to
>
> satisfy a need to be nurtured deep within.
>
> (K) You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
> sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in
intimate
> privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down
to
> the itty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of
the
> trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very
> seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for
the
> right person to come along.
>
> (L) You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having
a
> partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
expression
>
> of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences
and
> partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You
must
> feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you
will
> find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving,
> cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
>
> (M) You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship,
you
> throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds
> barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally
passionate
> and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to
try
> anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is
inexhaustible.
> You
> also enjoy mothering your mate.
>
> (N) You may appear innocent, unassuming, and shy; but we know that
> appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but
something
>
> of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though,
running
> the
> gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of sex. You
can
be
>
> highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is
not
> easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty
> expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers.
>
> (O) You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy
> about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into
> making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended
periods
of
>
> celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring
the
>
> same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you
demand
> intensity, diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone.
Sometimes
>
> your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
>
> (P) You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think
of
> doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances
> count.
> Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an
> intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your
> enemy...a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively
free
> of
> sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of
doing
> things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a
> good
> deal of physical gratification.
>
> (Q) You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
> physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you,
> sexually
> or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted
to
> people of there ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers,
and
> lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
>
> (R) You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need
someone
> who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the
smarter
> the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a
great
>
> body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You
have
> to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do
not
> show this outwardly. If your new lover is not all great in bed, you
are
> willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very
demanding
>
> playmate.
>
> (S) For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way
> bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard
to
> relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a
fault
>
> and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your
> emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart
> away-and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment,
though,
>
> you stick like glue.
>
> (T) You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a
> partner who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights,
and
> romantic thoughts. You fantasize and tend to fall in and out of love.
When
>
> in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely
changeable.
> You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated,
and
>
> teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit
your
> dreams, all in your own head.
>
> (U) You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in
love,
> you
> are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see
> romance
> as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and
> freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts
and
> enjoy seeing your mate look good. Your sex drive is strong and you
desire
> instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's
pleasures
> above your own.
>
> (V) You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and
excitement.
> You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself.
Knowing
> someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head
to
> see
> what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there
is
> an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger,
> thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, eventhough you
yourself
>
> may not be a participant.
>
> (W) You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an
> answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic,
> idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your
partner
as
>
> he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into
your
> relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing
love
> games.
>
> (X) You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can
> handle
> more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off
your
> mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love
> affairs,
> all by yourself, in your own head.
>
> (Y) You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have
it
> your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your
> relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to
> physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching,
> feeling, and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making
money,
> you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need
to
> prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You
want
> feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic
> bedmate.
>
> (Z) You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to
> love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting
people
> who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior.
You
> are
> sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in
love.
> You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not
tell
> others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies. You are
easily
> aroused sexually.



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