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SaRdIn PuNye PaSal

by Lin on November 04, 1998 at 03:21:22:



SaRdIn PuNye PaSal


Ada lah sepasang suami isteri nie...
Yang husband nama Kasim(nama samaran)
Yang wife nie nama Nayang(nama samaran)
Maka tiba ler birthday Kasim.
Di takdirkanlah si Kasim nie tak leh makan
Sardin kalau dak sure melepas busuk giler punye..
Dia pun tak makan lah.
Ntah macam mana sebelum dia balik rumah pada hari
jadi,dia pun makan lah sardin.Gian lah nie.
Bila balik kat depan pintu si Nayang nie pun
tutup lah mata Kasim nie dgn kain hitam.

"Bang,bang I ada surprise...."
Punye lah suka si Kasim nie..
Dia pun ikut lah masuk rumah.
Bila kat dalam dia pun Nayang suruh dia duduk,dia pun duduklah.
Lepas tu Nayang kata ler.
"Bang,bang kalau I kata bukak..you tengok tau.
I nak gi bilik kejap,kay"
"O.k,babe"
Si Kasim nie pun tengah menahan sengsara nak kentut..
Habis tu bila tau bini dia ke bilik dia pun star ler..
PPsssss........o.k sekali
Psss...........second
And third.....prot...pendek jer
Dia pun kibas-kibas ler supaya tak nak kasi bini dia terbau.
Maklumlah Guiness Record.
Bila bini dia datang...bini dia pun bukaklah
kain pengikat tadi.Bini dia kata bukak lah mata..
Surprise!!!!!!!
Dia nampak
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Sedara-mara dia tengah tengok dia sambil
menutup hidung.........
Gitu lah...

Pengajaran Moral : Kalau time birthday jangan ler buat benda yang tak senonoh.


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